ZBARE TSQW -AD (final pt.1)

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Have you been wondering what ZBARE TSQW  is?
 It is like amazon but 100% better. ZBARE TSQW  is a delivery service that works as such:
1.lets say you are thinking of a piece of pizza, without even calling in a delivery order the pizza comes to your door in one minute.
2. let's say you think about a cat, two minutes later a cat will appear at your door.
FREE OF CHARGE!
One may ask how is this possible?
If one is interested in ZBARE TSQW they just need to order a 3$ chip that they implant in their brain. This implant is painless and you cant feel it once its in. The chip allows ZBARE TSQW software to gain access to your thoughts. The database ZBARE TSQW isn't just for delivery, it is multifunctional. Since it can read your thoughts it can connect you with people around the world as well, and can make everything you have ever wanted 100% accessible.
ZBARE TSQW will revolutionize the world. people will be delivered to you, EVERYTHING!
We here at ZBARE TSQW incorporated sent thousands of free chips as a test trial to times magazine and some other lucky people. Here is what they had to say: 

"ZBARE TSQW   has been the best invention ever since frozen pizza!"-times magazine  times magazine

" I never thought I would find the love of my life but with ZBARE TSQW he was delivered to my door" - Stephanie Warren 

" After the 365-day implant recovery period, I was able to think about losing weight and 10 minutes later I looked down and my beer belly was gone!"- Mike Wozowsky.

There are so many more positive reviews to go around, so if you would like to purchase ZBARE TSQW
send in your social security number, your life insurance papers, your birth certificate, and a spare key.
we can't wait for you to be a part of  the ZBARE TSQW family

www.ZBARE TSQW.com

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